Monday, September 21, 2009

Shelby.
Rambunctious, Loud laugh, Out going, Indecisive, Spontaneous.
Texas Tech, Horses, Food.
Luis, Buddy, Jaci, Jodes.
Aggies and Longhorns.
The Boondock Saints, The Hangover, Lord of the Rings.
Sharks and Alligators!
Friends, Electives, Games and Pep Rallies.
Mexico, Lubbock, and Florida.
Spain, Ireland, Romania, China and Brazil.
Graduate from Texas Tech, Actually get married, Have a nice car, Enjoyment.
Cook.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Grendel

The Wrath of Grendel
Long ago there was a giant, disgusting monster named Grendel who was mad because while he was on the internet on his ipod and noticed the whole Danish Kingdom was twittering mean things about him. So he went to the Danish Hall and killed many people, and continued to do so for 12 years.

The Coming of Beowulf
Beowulf, a fierce soldier, was checking his twitter on his iphone one day and read about this Grendel and his outrage. So he decided to go and get rid of this beast for the Danish Kingdom.
Higlac, Beowulf's uncle, knew that Beowulf was going to fight Grendel. He also knew that the Danish Kingdom was some what hard to find, so Higlac loaned Beowulf his GPS so he could have the exact path he needed.


The Battle with Grendel
King Hrothgar wanted Grendel dead so badly that he gave Beowulf a super high powered LS laser to kill him with. As the night grew older, Grendel soon continued his nightly ritual, and noticed that he would be fiesting on soldiers. He snatched one up, tore him apart, drank his blood then moved on to the next soldier, which happened to be Beowulf. Beowulf wanted the fight with Grendel to be fair, so he did not use his sword nor the laser that was given to him to defeat Grendel. He fought with Grendel with this bare hands and riped his arm right off, leaving Grendel to bleed to death and die in his cave.

The Monster's Lair
After Beowulf had killed Grendel, one of the Danish watchguards realized that the horrible Grendel had a mother who would be very angry once she found out about her dead son. So he used his mac book to make a podcast for Beowulf to watch. In this podcast, he told Beowulf about Grendels mother, and how she and her son have been seen by villagers in the forests and how he knew where she lived. The white beard then asked him to fight off Grendels mother, for she would be coming for revenge soon.

The Battle With Grendel's Mother
Beowulf, his men, and the white beards all gathered by the lake to wait for Beowulf to defeat Grendels Mother. The white beards wanted to keep track of where Beowulf was going, so they used a fish finder to keep up with his journy. Once Beowulf was to the bottom, he met with Grendel's Mother and fought a long hard battle. He used a huge sword that he found in the lair and used it to pierce the monster's side, which resulted in killing her.

The Last Battle
When Beowulf and his men returned home after finishing off Grendel and his Mother, he soon realized that he was to fight again. A dragon had come to his home town and was menacing his people. He agreed to fight the dragon and soon went into battle. He soon realized that the absence of his youth was working against him, and cried out for help. All of his men saw that the great Beowulf could not defeat the dragon, and ran for their lives, except for one, Wiglaf. So Wiglaf jumped in his Hybrid car and drove as fast as he could to help his king. Unfortunatly, Beowulf was wounded morbidly, and was to die from his wounds.

The Spoils
Beowulf's last request was for Wiglaf to bring back the treasures that the dragon was guarding. So one of the soldiers that ran away from the dragon, felt bad and used his gold detector to help find the treasures. Once he found it, Wiglaf returned with the treasures and placed them in the tower that Beowulf had built in his honor.

The Farwell
At Beowulf's funeral, many morned as they said their last good buys. But Beowulf would never be forgotten, for he had asked that soldiers circle his tower and tell stories of his life and many battles. So one of Beowulf's soldiers did so on his Swayged (an electronic scooter) from sun up to sun down, telling of his imfamous glory, so Beowulf would forever live on.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Future

Its hard for me to think about what my future will be when I'm around 30. I still have no idea what I want to major in and do with my life. I see a career as something you have to do for the rest of your life, so I'd better make it something I really really love or want to do. I still have yet to find that something.
I do know however that when I start my family, I want to have money, and be able to have fun with my money, like a nice house and a nice car. I'm not saying I want to be a millionaire (even though it would be nice) I'm just saying I don't want not having enough money to be an issue. I will eventually have kids so I will need a big house, I love wood floors, so I would have those, and fancy kitchens like on t.v. are awesome, so my kitchen will look like those too! :) I grew up in a 2 story house and had so much fun in it, so I want a 2 story house, and I would also love for it to be right outside of town, almost in the country.
My family and I will also be going to church, since it's a big part of my life right now. Hopefully my future will end up looking something like this.