Thanksgiving Haiku

Turkey
My turkey is hot.
It sizzles beneath my plate.
I await goodness.

headlights

As I regained conciseness I remember asking Jaci if she had seen what it was that ran me over. She said that all she had seen were a pair of headlights coming towards me, and then she went and hid behind the dumpster. I got mad at whoever was in the car for trying to run me over. Jaci however said that I should blame my stubborn self for not moving out of the way. So Jaci and I went and sat in the vestibule and waited for our parents to come.

As we were sitting there waiting we see this bright bright light coming towards us, as we were looking towards the light to figure out what it was it seemed to us like whatever it was coming towards us was coming faster and faster. Being in the middle of no where... was just great. Nothing was around that we could run to for help! not even a sound. we take off running and the lights that were so bright turned off and they were no where to be found. We stop! look around and BAM!! They came after us again. We tried calling mom and dad but our cell phones wouldn't pick up any service us girls had no cluse what to do. So we climbed a tree sat there for awhile mom and dad still have not arrived. Shelby say's " come on we will just have to walk on home and hope that we get there safe". So Jaci gets down, all you can hear is the midnight sounds of wildlife. Shelby ? said Jaci did you hear that? yes it sounds like its coming from behind what could it be i wonder? said Shelby...

So Jaci and Shelby turned around to see once again, the mysterious headlights that had been stalking the two. They took off in a dead sprint to the only place they knew they would be somewhat safe. They ran threw alleys and cut blocks, trying to loose the person in the car, but almost nothing they did worked. Finally, they made it to Shelby's house. Once they got inside, they shut the door, locked it, and waited for what would come next. They heard some one knocking on the door. Now the person was getting out of his car!! They freaked out, knowing that whoever it was, now knew where they lived. Shelby had Jaci lift her up so that she could see threw the window of the door and figure out who this mystery man was. Much to her surprise, it was her little brother Colton! Jaci and Shelby had left him at the house, and he was extremely mad about it, so he followed them in the car. All he wanted to do was talk to them but they started running, so of course, he chased them. Shelby and Jaci felt like idiots for being so scared of nothing!

HUGO

Shelby McBadfur

It was a normal, every day Friday when I woke up and started getting ready for school. I lazily got out of bed and headed towards to bathroom for my shower. As I was about to get in, I heard a shriek coming from downstairs. It was the annoying, aggravating voice of my Mom, telling me that I had woke up late and that I didn't have enough time to shower. Which was fine with me, being that I am a cat, and cat's hate water. :) So I sat at my scratch stool and sharpened my claws as my mom fixed me a warm bowl of catnip. After I gobbled it down, I headed out the door to the kitten corral where I went to obedience school. When I got there, everyone was just staring at me, giving me weird looks and laughing at something about my appearance. They had never done this before, so I started thinking back to the beginning of the morning. Was there something I forgot to do? Then it dawned on me, when I didn't take my shower, I didn't look in a mirror either. So I ran to the nearest bathroom and looked in the mirror and found my fur was sticking up 5 feet in the air!! I will NEVER leave the house with out looking in a mirror again!